Showing posts with label About Me. Show all posts
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Our New Enter, a Shih Tzu dog called Max

Posted in Labels: Sunday, October 18, 2009
This is indeed a very surprising gift from my sister to my dad. I could never expect she will present this to my dad as a birthday gift. Max is some kind of naughty and active dog although it looks like a very quiet dog. He like to shake his tail and lickin' my fingers ( because my fingers like McDonald's french fries * salty )

Today went to KL as well, to celebrate my sister's birthday. She bought Max as a early gift for my dad in his coming November birthday. After eating a simple, cheap and delicious Wantan Mee, we just go around the highway and town and ended in a side road. A woman, not really beautiful as I expected selling the dog. We met Max there.

Ahh, after bought him, we immediately brought him to a pet shop. Buy food, tools, cage and somemore service him with massage, combing and bathing ( I never been treated like this before in my whole life ). I felt he is luckier than me. When I want a fried egg, they don't give. But Max doesn't request anything, they already bought him a nutritious food. I want hired a people to massage me, they said it's wasting their money. But they immediately bought a massage service for Max.

Cut the crap, I can't compare myself to dog.


It's hard to capture his piccas. A Shih Tzu dog. Kinda cute but not as cute as me.


Holding him like my baby and I want to kiss him but, he's too dirty for a clean dude like me. His tongue...yucks!


Just like a blackmail photo. A criminal holding a dog to blackmail someone
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Apocalypse is Over. Andrew is now back as a Crap

Posted in Labels: Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Due to the coming PMR, i had stop blogging since few months ago ( or in other word, I'm lazy ). PMR is the new worse disaster for me, some kind of virus that can drive me crazy. For now, the apocalypse is over, and it does bring a smile to whole Malaysia Form 3 students.

For now, I'm now back as a crap again.
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Places I Wish To Go

Posted in Labels: , Friday, July 31, 2009
I have been dreaming about having a travel to the whole world. But seems it is something like a "dream", just wishing to go a few places. Here my list.

1. Kinokuniya Book Store
I like to SMELL new books just like girls like to SMELL their shampoo and bath gel before they buy. Won’t really buy lots of books because buying books is easy but reading is painful (lots of time and energy)! So smell-smell is good enough.
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Side note: for those who can invent a device that allows me to transfer all the information in a book to my brain within minutes, I will pay you 10 times the value of each book that I want to install to my brain. But I don’t want to kena electric shock and poke holes and wires on my body. Make it wireless please.
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2. Ice skiing!
Prefer to go the US but I don’t think they will let me in because I look like a terrorist. Wahaha. And I am also an options trader. You need to declare if you are an options trader when you enter US (via the immigration form). Options trader are considered as potential terrorist by the US government. Osama Bin Laden bombed the World Trade Center on September 11. He bought a lot of PUT options at the same time (PUT options make money when stock market crashed). When the 2 towers came down, the US stock market also came down. So Osama made a lot of money to pay his employees and fund his R&D department. See, Osama is a very smart businessman too!

So I think I will have no choice but to choose Canada. Can’t pick UK because of their expensive UK Pound (7 Ringgit baru dapat 1 Pound, Celaka) and I really cannot tahan their slang. They speak with their nose! Pain become Pan, Year become Yee (1 yee, 2 yees), Fear become Fee (Fee Factor), ‘Are You Sure’ become ‘Are you Sot’, Malaysia become Ma-lai-sial… zzz

3. Pulau Pangkor.
What the heck! Pulau Pangkor?! Not French Polynesia, not Maldives, not Seychelles and Not Fuji? Yes, you are damn right, it is Pulau Pangkor that I want to introduce to you.







Come on. It is Visit Malaysia 2009! Have some support for Pulau Pangkor. The pictures I show you are Pangkor Laut Resort. And I know your mind is still mumbling, “What the hell, Pulau Pangkor?!!!”. While you are still mumbling, please note that their room rates start from USD 275++ to USD 825++. Or you can book up special areas in the island for your own private use. Rates are between USD 8,000 to USD 14,000 for 3 nights.
Oh, by the way USD stands for United States Dollar and all prices are subject to 10% service charge and 5% goverment tax.

Now only you know you are god damn poor. Wahahahaha.
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Short Post : My Wish....

Posted in Labels: , Saturday, July 18, 2009

First, I just wanna to be Susan Boyle. Singing "I Dreamed A Dream" in front of millions of audience


Second, I just want to own a R-35. Racing around with street racer.


Third, I just wanna be like Lebron James. Enter the magazine cover and holding a chick like she's mine.


Fourth, I just wanna this...

Tell me I'm not greedy,eh.
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Don't look down at them. They can even wink better than me. I nearly shocked by them.
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Guinness

Posted in Labels: , Wednesday, July 01, 2009
When we talk about Guinness, our mouth will start watering. Although I'm still under age, but I'm truly fall in love with this stout beer. I started to drink beer when I was travelling to Taiwan where I thought a beer is a coke. I can't describe how the taste it was. It was undescribeable.


In Dublin, all people are drinking Guinness everyday. Guinness is the Ireland's oldest and most famous export to the world.


What's your feel now? A cold glass of Guinness. Lem@n has called me as beer maniac. Don't worry. I'm not that kind of drunk man who sleep on the street. I'm just want to enjoy the taste of this beer, together serve when I'm watching sexy girls or nice scenery. I wish I can hold this pint of black stuff everyday.


The Guinness T-Shirt. No doubt why the Guinness can make over $2 billion annually. I rather wear this shirt than wearing Nike T-Shirt. I hope I can do one privated with T-Shirt King.

Don't think it's easy to pour a beer into the glass. Don't think it is exactly the same with pouring water to your body. There's skill to pour the beer.


Just giving it a good head, is to pull back at the right moment.


This is the result when you're not pour properly. What a sinking bubbles.


A Guinness a day. Based on Wikipedia, studies claim that Guinness can be beneficial to the heart. Doctor also prescribe Guinness to women to boost up their iron levels after they give birth. A FREE Guinness after giving birth. Makes me wanna give birth too!


Imagine that you're having a glass of cold Guinness every breakfast. You're just eating breakfast in heaven.

Anyway, I'm going to marry Guinness stout beer next 6 years!
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My Fastest Speed Boost

Posted in Labels: Sunday, June 28, 2009
I'm like downloading in heaven. It's never been a faster than 100kb/s download speed in my life. But what I've seen today is really unbelieveable.



The 1mb/s download speed. The 14.6mb file download in less than 6 seconds. It was my first fastest speed boost in my life.



Oh my god, I'm like surfing in heaven.
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7th June : My Brother Wedding

Posted in Labels: , Wednesday, June 17, 2009
That's joy for me. I can get big angpao from my brother and his wife. But on the day I just get few bucks from my brother and the worst is my mother keep the money in her wallet so she can use it to buy her Loreal and SK-II. On the previous day before the dinner, many of my relatives came to my house and my dad force me sleep in the rented house. That house was full of mosquitoes and the bed hard like rock.



Dude, I'm not the stone-aged man.

During the day, we have take lots of pictures. But....



It's all to be more taken like this. Damn it. What the camera man is doing? He took my picture when I closing my eyes!



The brothers. How come I didn't include in this picture. My brother forgotten me though.



On the way going to Temerloh. Wedding is too complicated. I don't know why need to tie one red cloth on it.



What a funny stuff. He is protecting his pee pee.



What a lovely couple. We are in the new house. I'm gonna eat all fried chicken there.



That's fun to jump on the bed. But that's unfair too. My brother doesn't allow me to jump there while they can just jump at there as many as they like.

Till the early night, we all gathered at SJK (C) Mentakab. I need to serve some guests and the hell is some of them doesn't cooperate with me. When I entering the hall, what I saw is my this.



Kwai Ling is pulling Sooi Peng.



It's the time my brother welcoming his wife with singing. We are brothers. He have the singing talent and so do I. That is the genetic.



That's hilarious. He sing until he reached the stage.



Shocked me. They gathered around us and greet us. But, since I'm banana people and they're talking about complicated Chinese, I don't really get what they have said.



He is kissing her. I wish I can do that but to other girls. There'll be the chance or there'll not.



There are three main shouters. With the high-tech SLR camera, why the hell I'm like a dead people with black and white background.



The second main shouter, my father. YUM-SENG!!!



The third main shouter shouldn't be me. I was too lazy to shout and the first and second time I just opened my mouth. But, he placed the microphone to my mouth and I was forced to shout and the longest shout ever.

Wedding dinner doesn't bad to me. There are some entertaiment such as Mentakab Got Talents 2009. I'm voted by them as a judge, second Simon Cowell, the Andrew Cowell. I'm judging the final which is The Diversity.



The Diversity.

And, there'll sure be Susan Boyle. She is singing " Butterfly "



The infamous Susan Boyle with " I Dreamed A Dream ".



Who will be the winner? The Diversity or Susan Boyle? Andrew Cowell is now scratching his head to choose out a winner. Both of them are good and hard to decide which is the winner. The result will be announce later.



Puan Soh and his husband attended the dinner.

Okay. It's the time now to announce the winner of Mentakab Got Talents 2009. I'm sure you will be curious to know who is the winner. The winner is.....



Andrew.

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For those who want to screw Andrew's ass for his bullshit today

From now onwards, I will be wearing 20 underwears. So, it won't be easy on you. I will protect my ass at any cost.
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Joshua is Borned. Andrew is now a UNCLE not a DUDE anymore!

Posted in Labels: , Saturday, June 13, 2009
On 11th June, I received a call from Taiwan that my sister have bored an infant. They describe him as very cute, chubby and whitey. Sad, a very young Andrew now change his status to a Uncle which makes him looks old than his real age.

Cut the crap, I requested a few pictures of my nephew.



He sleeping? No! He is dreaming about his smart uncle.



He is cute, chubby and whitey, but baby Andrew is more than that.



Why is he crying? I will tell you why. He is crying because he can't see his smart uncle nowhere. Muahahaha.



Oh my god, I guess he sure looking for his lovely uncle. I'm here, I'm in Malaysia!



Oh gosh, Anita! Are you choking my nephew?
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Why Am I Lazy?

Posted in Labels: , Sunday, April 19, 2009
Talk about lazy, everybody loves to be lazy. Do you prefer to sit there around dreaming or you like to do all sorts of homeworks teacher gave you. No doubt, most of you lazy fellow would choose sit and dream rather than doing all homeworks that teacher gave you. Like what I’m doing right now, I have homeworks piling up, yet I’m sitting in front of my computer, blogging.

Lazy is something comfortable. Imagine that you are sitting on a Ogawa chair, watching television. You would just snooze off. I just love to sleep, everybody love to sleep. Who don't like to sleep? Sometimes, it was just too lazy to get out from my bed.

Sometimes, we are lazy to do something we really hate to do. Homework is a good example. If you like to do something that you hate to do, I can say it you're weirdo. My laziness is uncontrolable, uncurable, unstoppable. I love lazy. I'm lazy, lazy is me.
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Andrew Science Blog Chapter 4 : Reproduction

Posted in Labels: , , Thursday, April 16, 2009
After finishing lesson on Science Form3, Chapter 4 : Reproduction, I'm just wondering how if I'm a girl. But this doesn't mean I want to be agua or something related about changing my xiaodidi to xiaomeimei. This is the things what I learnt from the chapter. So anything wrong please tell me.

If I'm a girl, I sure have breasts. I just wonder how does it feel when the two things in front of your chest. Bouncing when you're exercising. Is it hard to wear a bra. The size of breasts also seems to be so sensitive to girls.

What about when you're urinating or we can call it as pee-ing. I'm not longer standing and pee. Next, being a pretty girl. If it's my luck to be pretty, I wonder how does it feel when those guys staring at you no wonder where you go. They like to stare at pretty girls.

Ohh... this is what I learn. Menstrual cycle. What I know they will have a pain every month. Listen..EVERY MONTH!! They have to suffer from pain. Just like the girls in my class. She just have the period few days ago. She just shouting she is very 'pain'. And she gone to a..itchy girl and start making the 'siao' sound. Just god damn her. Perhaps, she didn't wear any sanitary pads.

Then, I will have to study the rights of girls. Being a boy, they can touch other boys as they like. If some boys touch me, I can report it to a police for sexual abusing. But..how if the girls touch there and here to a guy? Can the guy report police for sexual abusing? I think it possible for LKC.

Something that must be consider. As a girl, they should take care their hairs on head,armpit or else where. Apply some lotions onto your skin, use Pantene to wash your hair and whatever.

Man have a chance to convert himself to a girl. But for me, I will choose no. It seems tough to be a girl. I wonder why LKC chose to be a girl.
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Finally I Owned A PenDrive

Posted in Labels: Monday, April 13, 2009
Just a pendrive. Not weird at all. My pendrive not the rare one, not the special one. It is just a normal pendrive. Maybe it just same like yours. I'm just too happy to own a pendrive. In the previous time, I'm just depend on my friends' pendrive. Take a look on my pendrive.
Just a normal Kingston DataTraveler 101 4GB. Bought at Temerloh PC-Fair.
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About Me Vs About Steve

Posted in Labels: Wednesday, April 08, 2009


Steve Pavlina which is still considered as a popular blogger. I have view his blog and I get some interesting word in "About Me".

In later years he founded a successful software company, developed award-winning computer games, ran the Los Angeles Marathon, trained in martial arts, and adopted a raw vegan diet.

If I write my "About Me", it will be like this.

Andrew is still under study and currently studying in second class in his school. He never get award from winning games and can't even win noobs in Dota after playing for one hour. He never join Merentas Desa in his school and runs slower than a small kid. He is trained in badminton but can't even stroke properly and lose to some small girls. He also maintain his balanced diet and exercise regularly.

Aiya..what a loser. I don't have his genetic.
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Best Brains

Posted in Labels: , Friday, March 27, 2009
What are best brains? Do you love Sejarah? I can't even finish my Sejarah examination paper in a short time. But a friend of mine finish it, check 3 times, sleep and look around. I repeat again, Check 3 TIMES, SLEEP and LOOK AROUND.

Can you memorize a phone number in just 1 second? This friend of mine just look at it about 1 seconds and he can recall the number! I doubt the accuracy but after we take a phone call, it is correct.

Do you have friends that don’t need to study much for exam but can get very good results? Do you have friends that can listen in the boring lecture and understand everything the lecturer is teaching?

BEST BRAINS are those people who can do something that seems RIDICULOUSLY easy to themselves but RIDICULOUSLY hard for someone else. You can also call it TALENT.

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Getting Too Old or Being Forgetful?

Posted in Labels: Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Have you ever like go for a shower, start showering, and found out you forgot your towel?

It just happened to me just now. There was no one around, so I was like running naked to where my towel is, which is around 10 meters from the bathroom, and ran back to the bathroom. I’m not even 20 and I start forgetting things already! OMG!
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Why I Hate Watching Movies In Cinema So Much

Posted in Labels: , Wednesday, March 11, 2009
I rarely watch movie in the cinema. I prefer watching movies in the comfort of my home. I would rather wait few months for the DVD to be out rather than watching it in the cinema. Here are the reason why I hate watching movies in cinema.

The Smell

Imagine having at least 50 cramming in a room to watch movie with you. People from all walks of life and all sorts of SMELL. You don’t know whether that person, sitting in front of you took a shower or not. You don’t know if the person behind you have body odour or not. You don’t know if the person if the person sitting beside you (not your friend of course, if you have company) is using some weird perfume or cologne that might kill you in no time.

The Cellphones

Some people just don’t understand how annoying their handphones are. Can’t they just freaking silent their phone, or even better, just turn it off? I don’t really care if you have the latest Bleach Opening song as your ringtone, or some girl’s voice saying “You got a message, baby” as your SMS tone. That’s not all. Some people are like shouting, trying to fight the volume of the movie when talking on the phone. How ridiculous is that? I just want to watch my freaking movie!

The Late Comers

I don’t mind if those late comers kept quiet and go to their seat silently. Some even bend down (so that you are not blocked) and whisper “Sorry, sorry” to you. That’s the people with respect. Some people, they’re late, they’re noisy, and they’re like purposely stand in front of you arguing “This is our seat lah!” while pointing fingers here and there. Eh please lah, I want to watch the movie, not watching you pointing fingers arguing over nothing, even if you are some pretty girl. There’s a lane at the side there for you to argue, not in front of the movie watchers! IDIOTS

The Pissed-Off Noise

I don’t understand. Why some people can’t keep quiet and watch the damn movie? They are chattering all the way through out the movie. We’re in the cinema, not KOPITIAM! Please lah, talk after you watch the movie. If you still want to talk because you have too many things to kaypoh, well, WALK OUT OF THE THEATER HALL. It’s not that hard.

The Spoilers

There are certain people who have nothing better to do, so they watch the same movie for the second time. I don’t mind if they can just watch the movie QUIETLY and laugh or react when they should. There are people who are loud, and likes to spoil. They sat at the back there, shouting, “After this is funny… Hahahaha…”, or “Later the ghost will jump out from that window… SEE??!!”, or “He’s the killer!! I tell you! No lies!!”. I hate those kind of people.

If I were to watch at home, I don’t have to be annoyed by the smells, the late comers, the noise, the spoilers, or any other distraction. Why? Because you can PAUSE THE MOVIE! Though my TV is not as large as the screen in the cinema, but at least I it is clear (I always make sure the pirated DVD I bought is in the BEST Quality) and I can adjust the CONTRAST. Now tell me, what’s so cool about going to the cinema?

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