Andrew's Journal

This is indeed a very surprising gift from my sister to my dad. I could never expect she will present this to my dad as a birthday gift. Max is some kind of naughty and active dog although it looks like a very quiet dog. He like to shake his tail and lickin' my fingers ( because my fingers like McDonald's french fries * salty )

Today went to KL as well, to celebrate my sister's birthday. She bought Max as a early gift for my dad in his coming November birthday. After eating a simple, cheap and delicious Wantan Mee, we just go around the highway and town and ended in a side road. A woman, not really beautiful as I expected selling the dog. We met Max there.

Ahh, after bought him, we immediately brought him to a pet shop. Buy food, tools, cage and somemore service him with massage, combing and bathing ( I never been treated like this before in my whole life ). I felt he is luckier than me. When I want a fried egg, they don't give. But Max doesn't request anything, they already bought him a nutritious food. I want hired a people to massage me, they said it's wasting their money. But they immediately bought a massage service for Max.

Cut the crap, I can't compare myself to dog.


It's hard to capture his piccas. A Shih Tzu dog. Kinda cute but not as cute as me.


Holding him like my baby and I want to kiss him but, he's too dirty for a clean dude like me. His tongue...yucks!


Just like a blackmail photo. A criminal holding a dog to blackmail someone

Due to the coming PMR, i had stop blogging since few months ago ( or in other word, I'm lazy ). PMR is the new worse disaster for me, some kind of virus that can drive me crazy. For now, the apocalypse is over, and it does bring a smile to whole Malaysia Form 3 students.

For now, I'm now back as a crap again.

How? I can hear a 'wow' sound out of your mouth.

Knowing the fact that an economy slowdown all around the world, including Japan, the store staff said this tree will at least make the people who visited their store feel the gorgeous Christmas atmosphere. Adorned with more than 240 jewels including diamond baubles and strings of genuine pearls, I am sure this 24kg tree is going to make anyone who visited the store felt ' gorgeous ' and ' luxurious ', at least in that few minutes they are in the store.

Three years ago in 2006, Soo Kee Jewellery, a famous Singapore Jeweler had produce the world’s most expensive Christmas tree ( at that time ) made out of 21,798 glittering diamonds totaling 913 carats, 3762 crystal beads and with 456 lights to decorate and make it all bling-bling.


It's almost 3215 kg and really tall, about 6 feet in height. It cost almost $ 1.005 Million. Indeed, Tanaka’s tree is so far officially the world’s most expensive Christmas tree. Although, I find that Soo Kee’s 2006 Christmas tree is much more impressive with its outrageous adornments.

By the way, my tree in my house is barely cost few bucks with last year’s decoration.

Our politicians can be actor too.

Ice Age 3 : Dawn of the Dinosaur is a quite great animation directed this year. Ahemm..it's quite entertaining for me, though.

As usual, Ice Age begin with an action of a squirrel getting his precious acorn.


I wonder my eyes will be that big when I saw a sexy girl. They could think me as a sex maniac.

This time, the producer try to be creative and put no more disasters and ice falling to evade the squirrel from getting the acorn. He think out an idea, a charming and sweet female squirrel could be ever greater challenge for the male squirrel.


I wonder how creative they are. They made her a pair of smoky eyes and some blush on her face. It is so undescribeable and I guess I can't sleep tonight. The horror.

But still, the only one creature love her, it is....


Scrat!!!

Here, the producer also won't forget to put in some Spiderman 3's action into the animation.


The scene of Sid saving the three dino eggs. It was just like Spiderman shooting his web out and stick to the egg.

The most unbelieveable thing gonna show up in this scene. I have no idea why this thing can happen. Not any damn clue.


A heavy mammoth ( heavier than us 1000x ) hanging on a very thin branch and the branch doesn't broken at all.

This is the best scene I had, the Momma

It makes me feel of a Dinosaur chasing me to eat.

This is the expression showed when she saw her 3 dino babies.

Momma, " Walao A, so big liao arr..."
It was just like my mother when I told her that I belanja her eat McDonald.

And this one, the meeting with a singled eye weasel, Buck.


He has a nice teeth. No doubt someone indeed looks like him.


This guy was so hungry until he ate a steel. But he really looks like Buck, doesn't him? Just little fatter than Buck.

Not forget our Ice Age main antagonist, Rudy.


Buck stand up at a very very very very, very very....high tree ( maybe higher than Taipei 101 ) and the Rudy just slightly higher than the tree. We sure think that Rudy is a huge monster that brings volcano and height is over 1400 feets.

But,

He was just that big. Can't even higher than a coconut tree.

And, St John Ambulance should corrected their history because...


Aware : The CPR method is existed since long time ago in ice age.

This is not a review. Just another crap from me since I have been inactive in blogging.

Disclaimer : For someone who want to screw Andrew's butthole for his crap today, I will be wearing 30 underwears from now on and it won't be easy on you. I will protect my ass at any cost.

1. Kinokuniya Book Store
I like to SMELL new books just like girls like to SMELL their shampoo and bath gel before they buy. Won’t really buy lots of books because buying books is easy but reading is painful (lots of time and energy)! So smell-smell is good enough.
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Side note: for those who can invent a device that allows me to transfer all the information in a book to my brain within minutes, I will pay you 10 times the value of each book that I want to install to my brain. But I don’t want to kena electric shock and poke holes and wires on my body. Make it wireless please.
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2. Ice skiing!
Prefer to go the US but I don’t think they will let me in because I look like a terrorist. Wahaha. And I am also an options trader. You need to declare if you are an options trader when you enter US (via the immigration form). Options trader are considered as potential terrorist by the US government. Osama Bin Laden bombed the World Trade Center on September 11. He bought a lot of PUT options at the same time (PUT options make money when stock market crashed). When the 2 towers came down, the US stock market also came down. So Osama made a lot of money to pay his employees and fund his R&D department. See, Osama is a very smart businessman too!

3. Pulau Pangkor.
What the heck! Pulau Pangkor?! Not French Polynesia, not Maldives, not Seychelles and Not Fuji? Yes, you are damn right, it is Pulau Pangkor that I want to introduce to you.







Come on. It is Visit Malaysia 2009! Have some support for Pulau Pangkor. The pictures I show you are Pangkor Laut Resort. And I know your mind is still mumbling, “What the hell, Pulau Pangkor?!!!”. While you are still mumbling, please note that their room rates start from USD 275++ to USD 825++. Or you can book up special areas in the island for your own private use. Rates are between USD 8,000 to USD 14,000 for 3 nights.

Oh, by the way USD stands for United States Dollar and all prices are subject to 10% service charge and 5% goverment tax.

Now only you know you are god damn poor. Wahahahaha.