Places I Wish To Go
I have been dreaming about having a travel to the whole world. But seems it is something like a "dream", just wishing to go a few places. Here my list.
1. Kinokuniya Book Store
I like to SMELL new books just like girls like to SMELL their shampoo and bath gel before they buy. Won’t really buy lots of books because buying books is easy but reading is painful (lots of time and energy)! So smell-smell is good enough.
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Side note: for those who can invent a device that allows me to transfer all the information in a book to my brain within minutes, I will pay you 10 times the value of each book that I want to install to my brain. But I don’t want to kena electric shock and poke holes and wires on my body. Make it wireless please.
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2. Ice skiing!
Prefer to go the US but I don’t think they will let me in because I look like a terrorist. Wahaha. And I am also an options trader. You need to declare if you are an options trader when you enter US (via the immigration form). Options trader are considered as potential terrorist by the US government. Osama Bin Laden bombed the World Trade Center on September 11. He bought a lot of PUT options at the same time (PUT options make money when stock market crashed). When the 2 towers came down, the US stock market also came down. So Osama made a lot of money to pay his employees and fund his R&D department. See, Osama is a very smart businessman too!
1. Kinokuniya Book Store
I like to SMELL new books just like girls like to SMELL their shampoo and bath gel before they buy. Won’t really buy lots of books because buying books is easy but reading is painful (lots of time and energy)! So smell-smell is good enough.
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Side note: for those who can invent a device that allows me to transfer all the information in a book to my brain within minutes, I will pay you 10 times the value of each book that I want to install to my brain. But I don’t want to kena electric shock and poke holes and wires on my body. Make it wireless please.
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2. Ice skiing!
Prefer to go the US but I don’t think they will let me in because I look like a terrorist. Wahaha. And I am also an options trader. You need to declare if you are an options trader when you enter US (via the immigration form). Options trader are considered as potential terrorist by the US government. Osama Bin Laden bombed the World Trade Center on September 11. He bought a lot of PUT options at the same time (PUT options make money when stock market crashed). When the 2 towers came down, the US stock market also came down. So Osama made a lot of money to pay his employees and fund his R&D department. See, Osama is a very smart businessman too!
So I think I will have no choice but to choose Canada. Can’t pick UK because of their expensive UK Pound (7 Ringgit baru dapat 1 Pound, Celaka) and I really cannot tahan their slang. They speak with their nose! Pain become Pan, Year become Yee (1 yee, 2 yees), Fear become Fee (Fee Factor), ‘Are You Sure’ become ‘Are you Sot’, Malaysia become Ma-lai-sial… zzz
3. Pulau Pangkor.
What the heck! Pulau Pangkor?! Not French Polynesia, not Maldives, not Seychelles and Not Fuji? Yes, you are damn right, it is Pulau Pangkor that I want to introduce to you.
Come on. It is Visit Malaysia 2009! Have some support for Pulau Pangkor. The pictures I show you are Pangkor Laut Resort. And I know your mind is still mumbling, “What the hell, Pulau Pangkor?!!!”. While you are still mumbling, please note that their room rates start from USD 275++ to USD 825++. Or you can book up special areas in the island for your own private use. Rates are between USD 8,000 to USD 14,000 for 3 nights.
What the heck! Pulau Pangkor?! Not French Polynesia, not Maldives, not Seychelles and Not Fuji? Yes, you are damn right, it is Pulau Pangkor that I want to introduce to you.
Come on. It is Visit Malaysia 2009! Have some support for Pulau Pangkor. The pictures I show you are Pangkor Laut Resort. And I know your mind is still mumbling, “What the hell, Pulau Pangkor?!!!”. While you are still mumbling, please note that their room rates start from USD 275++ to USD 825++. Or you can book up special areas in the island for your own private use. Rates are between USD 8,000 to USD 14,000 for 3 nights.
Oh, by the way USD stands for United States Dollar and all prices are subject to 10% service charge and 5% goverment tax.
Now only you know you are god damn poor. Wahahahaha.
Now only you know you are god damn poor. Wahahahaha.
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