Finally I Owned A PenDrive

Just a pendrive. Not weird at all. My pendrive not the rare one, not the special one. It is just a normal pendrive. Maybe it just same like yours. I'm just too happy to own a pendrive. In the previous time, I'm just depend on my friends' pendrive. Take a look on my pendrive.
Just a normal Kingston DataTraveler 101 4GB. Bought at Temerloh PC-Fair.
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11th April : Bong's Birthday ; Loh YJ Birthday ( Few days before 11th )


I think I'm gonna fat this time.


I'm wondering what they're wishing. But I guess....

Bong : I wish I could get many many Airsoft guns.
Loh YJ : I wish I could get 8As in my PMR.

This is just prediction made by Andrew


Playing C.S.O


An idiot acted like a Samurai. ( He is too fat to be )


I just wondering what is he doing. Like begging for life.


As usual, he is flirting girls. Makes boys jealous.


An idiot versus an idiot. Who will win?
( By insulting them as an idiotic, I'm guess I will be kill in schoolday )
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How To Trick People To Do What You Want Them To Do By Giving Them ‘Choices’

Have you ever wonder why a insurance agent or salesman always ask you for a meeting eventhough you not really want to go because you know their motive is to sell you something.

They won't ask you, " Are you free for dinner tonight? ". If they do so, you can answer it by either " Yeah, I'm free for dinner so you can steal my money form my wallet" or you will ( probably most people answer this ), " Sorry, I'm not free [ have to wake up early tomorrow] [ I sicked] [ I need to do my works] [ I'm full and need to rest] ". Most people including you are talented liar.

But a smart salesman didn't ask you, " Are you free for dinner tonight". They will ask you " When we gonna have a dinner? Tonight or tomorrow? ". Now you need to answer him logically. You will figuring will you have time for dinner tonight or tomorrow. You will choose the best answer, tomorrow night. You answer unwillingly to him " Tomorrow night lar " and hang up the phone. You're just wondering why are you seeing the guy who want the money from you.

This is the trick. If you want someone to do something that you want them to do, just give them 2 choices which either one is also what you want.

Examples

Your mother ask you, " Do you want to sweep the floor or you want to clear the rubbish? " Hehe. Either one is your mother want you to do. Pick any of the answer, you fall into her tricks.

Your discipline teacher look at your fashioned-hair. He ask you, " You want me to cut it or you want to cut it yourself? ". You pick either one, you fall into his tricks.
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Now, instead of giving them first choice or second choice where both also what you want, you can give them first choice and second choice where the first choice is you want them to do while the second choice is terribly ridiculous or doesn't make any sense to be chosen. Or simply the second choice looks worst den first choice.

Examples

You fear your son will ask you for RM100 angpao for this coming Chinese New Year but you want to save the money and give him RM20. You can ask him, " Son, you want RM20 or RM2 for this Chinese New Year? ".

You go and eat chao-kuey-teow. The person ask you either you want 1 egg or 2 eggs. Then your brain start to think, " 1 egg seems enough for me ". Then you say one and you fall into his tricks. He just want to charge you more 50 cents.

Other Examples

- Your boss, "Can you finish this for me today or tomorrow?"

(actually you can request to finish by next week)

- Your wife, "Are you going to buy me LV or Prada?"
(actually you can request to buy a cheaper Guess bag or a pasar malam pirated LV)

- Your father, "Do you want me to beat you on your hand or your butt?"
(actually you can request not to be beaten, you can choose to wash your father car)

- Your friend when you don’t want to go happy hour with them, "Come on! Are we friend or are we not friend?"
(actually it is nothing about friend or not friend, you can always choose to go home)

- Buying at a shop, "You give me 20% discount or 30% discount?"

- Jesus, "Do you want to got to hell or heaven?"
(actually …)

- Asking your girlfriend, "You want to watch King Kong or Lord of the Rings?"

(actually you want to make sure your girlfriend don’t say Harry Potter)

- Salesman, "Do you want to buy one box or three boxes?"
(actually you don’t need to buy even 1 box!)

Heh, learn something from my post? I guess it will be.

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About Me Vs About Steve



Steve Pavlina which is still considered as a popular blogger. I have view his blog and I get some interesting word in "About Me".

In later years he founded a successful software company, developed award-winning computer games, ran the Los Angeles Marathon, trained in martial arts, and adopted a raw vegan diet.

If I write my "About Me", it will be like this.

Andrew is still under study and currently studying in second class in his school. He never get award from winning games and can't even win noobs in Dota after playing for one hour. He never join Merentas Desa in his school and runs slower than a small kid. He is trained in badminton but can't even stroke properly and lose to some small girls. He also maintain his balanced diet and exercise regularly.

Aiya..what a loser. I don't have his genetic.
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How Can We Live Happily In This World



This is the common question ask by us every time. How can we live happily in this world even we suffer. You must be flexible with everything. Flexible with the things you don't like, flexible with the things that oppose you.

We need to enlarge our heart to a biggest size, bigger then our ass. We must respects everything, accepts everything. You must not be angry no matter what.

It is okay if the driver in front you drive slowly. It is okay if your neighbour is Muslim or Hindusm. It is okay if they still singing loudly in late night. It is okay if someone insult you, talk bad about you. It is okay if someone is killing you! Although it is not logical, but try to imagine, just imagine if someone is really kill you and you're happy instead of get angry, how happy can you be while you're living.

The point is to see how much space you are going to give to people that are different than you. How much can you tolerate. (If you are a Muslim, can you tolerate people burning Al-Quran in front of you? If you are a Christian, can you tolerate someone burning Jesus picture in front of you? ). They can't really tolerate this. If you really stick to your religion, why are you angry. True! Why should you angry. They will go hell after that. God will blast them. God will do their job.

But I'm not telling you that let a rapist rape you tomorrow or let a terrorist kill you tomorrow. I am trying to tell you that if you can accept this things, your happiness will be maximum. People with this level can be happy even they suffer you. Maybe we don't need to get so extreme, we go on with half-extreme..or none extreme. We can't tolerate little things. Goverment sue Namewee for singing Negarakuku is a good example. He is singing the truth. Goverment should change themself to better instead of sue-ing there and here. Even I can't be in this level. I can't even tolerate some small things.

Your happiness doesn’t require any requirements and criteria. You no longer need things and people to be the way you want them to be. Enjoy your life.
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Shame On Streamyx




Sorry Google. Shame on Streamyx. The sucks connection that provided by Streamyx make Google logos unable to load.

Update : Andrew is stop complaining about Streamyx due to his sick of Streamyx
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New Game Of The Century - Compare

Yes! I am making this post again. I have post this in my previous blog. So today I'm gonna publish it at this blog. I try to make this post more detailed than the previous one.



This photo is taken from a hotel at China. Oh~ Where is our Sabah and Sarawak gone? Where is the dog head ( Sarawak ) ? Why Malaysia has only potato left?

If our politicians see this, they would say, “It is OK to lost Sabah Sarawak because we are still better than Indonesia because they lost hell lots more islands then us!”

This is what our politicians do all the time. This is called the compare game. When there is something bad, they will compare it to something worse to make that thing ‘look’ good. When there is bocor (leakage), they say it is good because it didn’t runtuh (collapse).

But when it comes to self interest thing, they will compare it to something better. Like when it comes to their salary they forget to compare to the Africans who don’t even have food to eat, but they want to compare to Singapore's Prime Minister (USD $2 million/year). When the Goverment gives him a free Perdana, he compares his Perdana with Ferrari.

And then we complaint about how damn Streamyx is, they will tell us almost all Africans don't have even keyboard ( When this typo things come, they only remember Africa ). Why don't they compare us to Japan, Korea and America?

When you tell them the toll fees is too expensive, they will immediately show you a list of countries that toll fees are higher than us. When you tell them petrol price very expensive, they will tell you actually you're paying cheap because they have already subsidize you. Why they don't compare to Brunei that charges few cents per litre of petrol?

Haha..enough with Goverment. Do you know actually your parents like to play too? When you ask the President of the house (not Abdullah Badawi but your dad) why he drive Proton instead of BMW, he will tell you many people can only ride a bike! When you ask the First Lady (not Jeanne Abdullah but your mum)why she can't cook like Iron Chef, she will tell you many woman don’t even know how to cook.

When you get #2 in your school, your parents will compare you with #1 instead of comparing you with others fellows who left behind you. When you get 99% in Mathematics, they will ask you why you don't get 100%. They forget to compare with 98, 97, 96, 3, 2, 1, 0...

Then next time you just asked " Why Ah Beng drove Benz and you drove Proton? " , " Why Ah Beng's house got swimming pool and garden and we don't even have place to store rubbish? "

I can't promise anything what happen next if you do so. But I can guess they will slap your ass. Then you can compare your ass's Body Glove with the Ah Beng's bag Body Glove.
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Really Can Be Rich?

Muahaha... sometimes when we shopping in MidValley, my parents dropped me off at MPH. While looking for some books, I accidently saw a book.


I'm not sure you will get rich after reading this book, but I'm totally sure you will make them rich. So later you can write a book “Why You Want Them To Be Rich”. Hahaha..
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