New Game Of The Century - Compare

Yes! I am making this post again. I have post this in my previous blog. So today I'm gonna publish it at this blog. I try to make this post more detailed than the previous one.



This photo is taken from a hotel at China. Oh~ Where is our Sabah and Sarawak gone? Where is the dog head ( Sarawak ) ? Why Malaysia has only potato left?

If our politicians see this, they would say, “It is OK to lost Sabah Sarawak because we are still better than Indonesia because they lost hell lots more islands then us!”

This is what our politicians do all the time. This is called the compare game. When there is something bad, they will compare it to something worse to make that thing ‘look’ good. When there is bocor (leakage), they say it is good because it didn’t runtuh (collapse).

But when it comes to self interest thing, they will compare it to something better. Like when it comes to their salary they forget to compare to the Africans who don’t even have food to eat, but they want to compare to Singapore's Prime Minister (USD $2 million/year). When the Goverment gives him a free Perdana, he compares his Perdana with Ferrari.

And then we complaint about how damn Streamyx is, they will tell us almost all Africans don't have even keyboard ( When this typo things come, they only remember Africa ). Why don't they compare us to Japan, Korea and America?

When you tell them the toll fees is too expensive, they will immediately show you a list of countries that toll fees are higher than us. When you tell them petrol price very expensive, they will tell you actually you're paying cheap because they have already subsidize you. Why they don't compare to Brunei that charges few cents per litre of petrol?

Haha..enough with Goverment. Do you know actually your parents like to play too? When you ask the President of the house (not Abdullah Badawi but your dad) why he drive Proton instead of BMW, he will tell you many people can only ride a bike! When you ask the First Lady (not Jeanne Abdullah but your mum)why she can't cook like Iron Chef, she will tell you many woman don’t even know how to cook.

When you get #2 in your school, your parents will compare you with #1 instead of comparing you with others fellows who left behind you. When you get 99% in Mathematics, they will ask you why you don't get 100%. They forget to compare with 98, 97, 96, 3, 2, 1, 0...

Then next time you just asked " Why Ah Beng drove Benz and you drove Proton? " , " Why Ah Beng's house got swimming pool and garden and we don't even have place to store rubbish? "

I can't promise anything what happen next if you do so. But I can guess they will slap your ass. Then you can compare your ass's Body Glove with the Ah Beng's bag Body Glove.
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