Pimps the Bapa Ayam : Sequel To My Prostitution Post

I wrote a very long post on April, Prostitute which in my view, it is legal. I also believe it is my greatest post ever. But I make a silly mistake as a blogger. It was too long. So people just skip it through.

Okay, if there are prostitute, sure have some pimps. What is pimps? Pimps are the one who find customer for prostitute, and officially called by Malay as Bapa Ayam.

Bapa Ayam play a very important role in the Chicken Industry.

1. They protect their girls from abusive customers, especially physical abuse. Some customers think that their RM30 is very big, want to play 6 hours, want to play SM and expect the girl to supply the candles. Some expect to get free gifts like cigarettes and mineral water.

2. They are more aggressive sales man then Citibank Credit Card and Digi! They don’t need a degree in Business and Marketing but they are still able to get customers for you. Depending on the chicken standard, some Bapa Ayam get customers directly from the street (guys that walk in Jalan Bukit Bintang before know what I mean), some uses the newspaper and yellow pages to advertise their massage girls or tour guide, some even got website chickenshop.com.

3. They charge only by commission. So if they can’t get customer for you, you don’t need to pay.

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I suggest all
credit card salesman and mobile line salesman to consider switching their job to Bapa Ayam since they do almost the same thing. You can get free service some more.
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The Difference Between Real And Parody

Watch this..






My favourite Park Chang Yi ( Lee Byung Hun ) is copied by a massive dickhead who still eating chewing gum instead of smoking.
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Singapore Vs Malaysia. This Post Is Come Out Together With My Geografi Project, Perbandingan!

I have a lot to say about Singapore in relation to Malaysia. Most of us has been brain-washed by our politicians and puppet-doll-newspaper to think Singapore is the BAD GUY and we are the VICTIM. While Singapore might be the BAD GUY, what we didn’t notice is that Singapore is also the SMART GUY! On the other hand, Malaysia look ridiculously STUPID in many aspects.

One of the hottest topic last few years is the refusal of the Singapore government to let AirAsia land in their airport. I hate this myself because I do hope to fly cheaply to Singapore. But, before you think Singapore is selfish, do you know Malaysia is doing the exact same thing in many many ways?

Truth #1

Malaysia is building the double-track train system that connect the whole peninsular. Johor government refused to let the double-track to be connected to Singapore. They want it terminated at Johor Bahru. They are afraid that most people will actually ride directly to Singapore and will not stop at Johor, thus reducing the money flow to Johor and at the same time benefit their ‘enemy’ Singapore!

Isn’t that selfish? Isn’t that the same as Singapore refusing the landing or AirAsia?


Truth #2

We are so patriotic that almost all Malaysia families that own a car will own a PROTON! We are so patriotic that we actually need to pay a lot more money to buy a lousy car just because it is ‘Made In Malaysia’. We can’t own a better Toyota at cheaper price like Thailand citizens because we have to subsidize Proton. We have to ‘love’ our country because ‘Malaysia Boleh‘ Make Car. (Proton still lose money after 20 years of operation while Mitsubishi make a lot of money by selling engines to Proton. And we still can’t make our own engine. So technically we don’t make our own car, we make our own car cover only.)

There are lots of Nissan Sentra in Malaysia. Do you know there is a model called Nissan Sunny? You can’t find one here because if it is allowed to be sold in Malaysia, it will be too cheap!

Our government has disallowed other car manufacturers to compete equally with Proton. And who pay the price? We! The drivers!

Isn’t this the same as Singapore protecting their own airline company?


Truth #3

Most of us will have a Maybank account because it is the largest bank in Malaysia. So probably you must have dealt with a Maybank staff before. What kind of treatment do you get? How long do you need to wait just to place a Fixed Deposit? How long do you need to wait to apply for an ATM card?

If you have been to a Singapore bank, you will actually thought you are in a Hotel! The bank staffs will wait for you at the entrance! They will do anything you need while you sit on the sofa reading your favorite newspaper. In Singapore, customers is the boss. In Malaysia, customers is the slave.

This is happening because Malaysia banks are over protected by the Government. Only until recently Citibank are allowed to setup a few more branches. Before this, Citibank only have 3 branches in the whole Malaysia. So again, why Government choose to protect local business, we pay the price.

Isn’t that what the Singapore government is doing to AirAsia?

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If Singapore Government is selfish, what about our Government? While Singapore Government might have been selfish, they have actually done a lot of great things for their people which we can only dream of! They are SELFISH but they are SMART too!

I use fucked-up Streamyx. You probably use Streamyx too. TM has a monopoly of the last mile connections. Unlike other countries, Malaysia has not passed any legislation for the unbundling of last mile connections. This gives little chance for other third party companies to compete with TMNet and has thus created an unhealthy business environment.

Look at our crime rates! We have tons of notebook thieves wandering around KL. We have tons of snatchers planning to snatch your mum’s handbag. We have tons of robbers that want to break into our house everyday.

Compare our Internet connection with Singapore!

Compare our crime rates with Singapore!

Compare our public transportation system with Singapore!

Compare our local universities with Singapore!

Compare our Ringgit Malaysia with Singapore!

Compare our Police with Singapore!

WE ARE FAR FAR BEHIND! WAKE UP MALAYSIANS! WAKE UP! We both started at the same time! We can’t blame our population and size because we will then need to compare ourself with Japan and Korea, which is even more scary!

(Japan need to recover from World War II and they don’t even speak English. Korea have to fight Communism and have their country split into half and they don’t speak English as well.)

WAKE UP MALAYSIA! Just talking ‘Malaysia Boleh’ is not enough, we have to work hard and PROOF IT!

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The Worst Holidays Ever

Think back of my previous holidays, I spent my time happily, enjoy whole time and even dreaming something good. But this 2 weeks holiday made me mad. I can't even sleep properly because the cats outside my house keep meoww-ing. And it should be good morning, however, my phone keep ringing and a sexy voice " Hey baby, you got a message " wake me up and in the half sleep, the voice turns to be like something witch talking to me.

I need to do the stupid Sejarah and Geografi projects, and some kinda NIE Competition. At night, my friends keep inviting me for games that I'm not very interest now. Guess what, my brother is getting marry and whole family is busy doing preparation.

Worse, I need to baby-sitting few babies. They cry, I need to wipe their tears. They pee, I need to change pampers, They hungry, I need to feed them with milks. I'm not The Pacifier.

What the hell. Damn you, holidays. Pissed me off!!
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Newspaper Did The Same Thing Again

The purpose of newspaper writing news for rape cases and crime cases to increase readers awareness and and be more becareful in this society. It will makes readers get smart too but not as smart as Andrew.

However, newspaper sometime can be very busybody and disclose information that I think SHOULD NEVER be published on newspaper.

For example, the daughter of a restaurant was raped in TF Value Mart.

Why the newspaper need to publish the exact road and house number of the crime scene? Because it is Visit Malaysia Year 2009 so everyone nearby (my KL house is near) can drive there and pay a visit?

And why the newspaper need to publish the victim’s parents restaurant name and location? So that the whole town can pay a visit and eat there? My girl friend stay in walking distance to the restaurant. Thanks to the newspaper, now the whole township knows exactly whose daughter get raped and killed and know exactly where they work. This has become the hot topic of the town. Every time they drive pass the shop, they can say, “This is the shop that the daughter get raped and killed”.
Newspaper, give them a life!

They don’t deserve all this troubles. They already have enough pain. They don’t need a few thousands people reminding them the death of their girl for the rest of their life. Even for people who are not busybody, it is quite hard to ‘talk’ normally to them again when they know about what happen to their daugher. Their business will also be affected.

There are also people who will go to them or call to send their condolence. This is also a BAD thing that actually gives more burden. Every call will remind them of the pain. While you might have a sincere heart to call to ‘care’, for them it is just another burden. You are doing nothing good to them.

If one of your family members die today, and one thousand people with a sincere heart come and say to you, “Don’t feel too upset ….”. Do you really think it will make you better?

Eww.... newspaper. Busybody. Nah, give you my middle finger.
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Andrew Boleh !!!

Some people always think that the Streamyx is the Internet provider. You're wrong, absolutely wrong. Streamyx not a Internet but a Intranet. It is the biggest Intranet in Malaysia. Some of you may confused with the word ' Intranet '. This technical word refers to Local Connected Network.

Usually universities and companies will have their one Intranet. The reason I say Streamyx is a Intranet because they connect like rocket in Malaysia and like TURTLE in USA! They also try to tell us that they are Intranet too. Streamyx powered by TMNet, and TMNet is Tanah Melayu Net! That means it's only local connection. So it is a shame that they call themselves Internet Service Provider ( ISP ) in Malaysia and we should call them Intranet Service Provider.

Here are my few speed testing with Speedtest.

–Speed Test to Los Angeles, USA–


Oh my God! What a amazing turtle speed! I pay rm88 for 1,024kbps and 500kbps only half of my package speed! The ancient analog modem that we keep in the museum now (the 1515 that sounds like diiiiiiiiiiiii-di-di-di-di when you try to connect) can connect at 800kbps!



No wonder Donald Trump can't hear me on Skype this morning. Argh!

–Speed Test to New York, USA–


Only 26% of my package speed. No wonder I keep disconnecting when chatting with Tony Blair.



The internet, means International Network. It connects the whole world together. If TM-Net promise us ‘Internet’ service of 1,024kbps, they should provide that speed for all sites in the world, not just Malaysia. So, our Streamyx is really one of the biggest Joke in Malaysia (something like Proton).

Malaysians are a pity nation. We know something is shit, but we still have to eat it. We know Streamyx is shit, but we still have to use it. We know Proton is shit, but we still have to drive it ( My father lar ). And I keep eating this 2 shits everyday (Streamyx and my Proton Waja). Andrew Boleh!

Update : Andrew is stop complaining about Streamyx so that he can sleep well
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Shittest Error

Imagine you are using the ugly Sand King in a dota game. You farm for 90 minutes until level 25 which make you so fat and scary. You are ready to show them your ugly face in a team battle. Your turn on your BKB, stun into the 5 enemy heroes and click your E-key to launch your 3rd level Ultimate. You shake your green tail for 2 seconds and start shaking the earth like hell. The 5 enemy heroes run like chickens away from you but unfortunately they can only crawl like a snail under your slow effect. They are in deep pain and waiting to die. While you are laughing your ass off waiting for TRIPLE KILL! Here is what you get instead.



This application has encountered a critical error:

FATAL ERROR! This is gonna to kill me.

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McDonald, My Favourite. I'm Sucki'n It...


Wonder why is this clown run so fast? What he is trying to convey and what is the message of this picture? This stupid clumsy clown is trying to tell you that calling you to run to McDonald instead of walking slowly like tortoise.

However, the delicacies in McDonald really attract me, that's why I'm so fat( Now is fit ). It makes me fly to McDonald instead of running. The hamburger, french fries, coke, fried chicken and some Happy Meal's toys.



Fillet-O-Fish, the most beautiful and tastiest of hamburger for me. What do you see from the picture? A beautiful roundy shape of bread, tasty, fat and a bit SALTY fish meat. Fillet can drive me crazy anytime I see it. I just wanna to lick on the yellow creamy cheese and eat it, served with Coke/Ribena. That's the best.



This is the infamous McDonald's French Fries. It is so delicious until can bring me to heaven. With a cheap large size of french fries, it really over satisfies me. This is regularly salty and a bit crunchy. Neither KFC's French Fries nor my Kantin Melayu Hwa Lian's French Fries could compete with it.
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