Andrew's Journal

Sorry for not blogging for few days. I am hiding in a longkang in Mentakab so that the Hishammuddin cannot find me and cannot put me to jail. Lengzhai Hisham, I'm not trying to make fun of you, I'm just teaching people how to spell your name correctly only lar.

Okay okay. Since exam coming, I'm temporary not blogging too much because I need to focus on my study or in other words, I have nothing to write. Well, do you heard before a joke of Malaysian Hell? If you never, I will write it down then.

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A Malaysian named Ah Beng dies and arrives in hell. He finds that there is a different hell for each country and he can choose which hell he wants to go to. He first goes to the Singapore hell. There outside the door is Ah Lian, looking bored. Ah Beng asks, “What do they do here?”

Ah Lian replies, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Singapore devil comes in and whips your butt for the rest of the day.”

“That’s terrible!” gasps Ah Beng. He is terrified! “I’m going to check out the other hells!”, he says. He checks out the Thailand hell, the Indian hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the Singapore hell. You get tortured to death basically!

Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and discovers a huge line of people waiting to get in. The line circles around the lobby five times before receding off into the horizon. Ah Beng pushes his way through to the head of the line. Amazed he asks “What do they do here?”

He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian devil comes in and whips your butt for the rest of the day.”

“But… but that’s the same as all the other hells! Why are there so many people waiting to get in?” Ah Beng protests pointing to the long queue.

“True, but because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Gorverment servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen for teh-tarik…”

Ah Beng faints!!!

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I have edited some. So I will give you the original but you just check it out yourself.

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